Elevator Pitch (Hapless In Love #1)

34. I Hate Surprises

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i hate surprises

Selah

Portland, OR | January 10, 2024

Audrey

Audrey

So, about Big Sexy…

Me

What about him?

Audrey

He came back today to hang out with me and Eric.

Shared a recipe with me for fresh cream cake.

Stayed and made it with us too. It was amazing btw.

We like him.

Me

Eric hates everyone but us.

What’s in it for him?

Audrey

Eric liked that Grey doesn’t scare easily and he brought us sweets from a Korean Bakery.

Oh! I put him to work. Just a little surprise for when you get back. Thank me later or now, whatever works best for you. As always, sweets are an acceptable payment method.

Eric also hates that you never have Oreos or cow milk for him. His words.

Me

Lol. Get Eric some damn cookies and milk.

I don’t even know what he did, so I’ll thank you later!

You know how I feel about surprises, Aud.

Audrey

I did! lol

I promise you won’t hate this one. I know you’re already nervous, but rest assured, you’ll enjoy it.

Me

That doesn’t help at all, but I trust you.

Audrey

You’re gonna love it! I’m excited!

I miss you and can’t wait for you to come home!

Me

I miss you too! I’m ready to be back and I’m off the rest of the week.

Audrey

Even better! I love you!

Goodnight! I’ll pick you up tomorrow!

Me

I love you too. Goodnight!