texts
TONY
Congratulations!
MELODY
Why?
TONY
You finished the Sullivan project, right?
MELODY
Yeah. So?
TONY
We should celebrate.
MELODY
I am celebrating.
With my crew.
Who did the work.
TONY
And you led them.
MELODY
With Eric. He did most of it.
TONY
Are you always this resistant to being celebrated?
MELODY
I celebrate when warranted. In this case I am doing the appropriate amount of celebrating.
TONY
Let me treat you.
MELODY
Again, why?
TONY
Because. You. Deserve. To. Be. Celebrated.
MELODY
TONY
…
How about this: can I treat you to a weekend in Niagara Falls where we can go out and enjoy ourselves as two people who enjoy spending romantic time together out in public?
MELODY
:raised eyebrow emoji:
Public?
TONY
Since you don’t want us to be seen together in Sunflower Falls, let’s go to Niagara.
MELODY
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TONY
Melody?
MELODY
Sure. Fine. Sure. When?
TONY
Next weekend. Room is booked. My treat.
MELODY
How do you talk me into these things?
TONY
I’m a very charming individual.
MELODY
:snort:
TONY
Marry me?
MELODY
You’re not that charming.