His Temporary Wife (The Brides of Sunflower Falls #2)

Texts

texts

MELODY

I need you to do me a favor.

ERIC

Whatever you need.

MELODY

Bury a body?

ERIC

Do I need to call Uncle Stef?

MELODY

No.

Just wanted to make sure whatever was truly whatever.

ERIC

:gif of old Saturday Night Live noogie sketch:

MELODY

…

I need you to call Tony for me.

ERIC

Okay. About what?

MELODY

I want to set up a meeting with him.

ERIC

Who am I?

Tom Hagen?

MELODY

Who?

ERIC

Robert Duvall? The Godfather?

MELODY

I’m not going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

ERIC

As long as I don’t have to put horse heads in anyone’s bed. Sam would beat the crap out of me.

MELODY

I’ll ask him if he has any at Button’s next vet visit.

ERIC

Getting back to Tony.

What do you want me to tell him?

MELODY

Monday morning. At the house.

ERIC

Your house? My house?

MELODY

His house.

The one we’re building.

ERIC

Done.

Love you.

You know I’ll beat him up if you want.

No horse heads, though.

MELODY

I can beat him up myself if I want.

ERIC

Yeah. Take Libby with you to your next class, please?

MELODY

Sure.

Love you, too.