texts
MELODY
I need help.
ANA
Always.
With what?
I’m assuming it’s not heavy lifting because you call Eric for that.
…
Melody?
Mel?
MELODY!!!
MELODY
Chill. Button got into the garbage.
ANA
Oh.
Did she eat anything?
I thought you put a baby lock or something on the can?
MELODY
Are you okay?
ANA
I’ll be fine. You wanted help?
MELODY
Yeah. It’s weird.
ANA
:gif of Carrie Bradshaw blinking fast:
Try me.
MELODY
Tony sent me some things.
ANA
Oooookay.
What things?
Sexy things?
MELODY
NO!!
Comfy things. Expensive things.
ANA
DIAMONDS?!?!?!
MELODY
NO!!!!!
Comfy things which are also expensive. I looked them up online.
ANA
I’m not seeing a problem?
MELODY
Do I need to reciprocate?
ANA
I’m coming over.
MELODY
Why?
ANA
Because I need to test these things out if you’re asking if you need to reciprocate so I can tell you the level you need to reciprocate with :grinning devil emoji:
MELODY
Just tell me if a verbal thank you is enough or if I need to send him a card or something.
ANA
Can’t hear you. Getting in my car. See you in a few.
MELODY
The hell?
ANA