texts
LIBBY
You will never believe who I met today.
GREER
Please tell me someone fun.
Also fuck my family.
LIBBY
Awww. HUGS.
I know you love your family.
GREER
Not when they’re being assholes.
LIBBY
Is your cousin at least there?
GREER
No, she’s at work. But Auntie Hetta’s arrived.
LIBBY
Did you call her auntie?
GREER
Bet your ass I did. Her latest boy toy’s with her and she tried to make like she’s a barely older-than-me cousin and not my mom’s older sister.
Forget my family. Who did you meet?
LIBBY
You cannot breathe a word. Not one.
GREER
Give me a moment.
Okay. In the bathroom away from my family. Go.
LIBBY
Lily Whitting!!!!
GREER
You’re shitting me.
How the fuck did you meet Lily Whitting?
LIBBY
I can’t tell you.
GREER
Excuse me? We’re business partners. Best friends. You can tell me anything.
LIBBY
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I can’t with this. Seriously. Not yet. As soon as I can, I will. But she came to Sunflower Falls. And I met Lily Whitting!!!
GREER
As soon as Nonna’s out of surgery and I know she’s okay, I’m coming up there, getting you drunk, and making you spill everything.
LIBBY
Eric will protect me.
GREER
LIBBY
Seriously, though, keep me updated about Nonna.
GREER
Will do. Snuggles to my best girl Mayzie because I know she would never leave me hanging with how SHE met Lily Whitting!