texts
TONY
:link to a real estate listing:
MELODY
Are you thinking about moving?
TONY
No! Why would you ask that?
MELODY
Because you just sent me a listing for a house in the LA-area? I’m assuming since it says views of the Pacific in the headline.
TONY
No. I thought you might like it?
MELODY
…
Why?
TONY
As a project house.
That’s an area with a lot of potential.
MELODY
A house with views of the Pacific is in an area described as having “potential”?
That, and the price, means LA is not for me.
TONY
You haven’t even come out here.
MELODY
…
Give me a few minutes. Crisis with a supplier. Maybe an hour.
TONY
:link to Santa Monica Pier:
:link to Getty Villa:
:link to Academy Museum of Motion Picture:
:link to Duke’s Malibu:
That one’s one of my favorite restaurants.
:link to tour of landmark homes in Los Angeles:
:link to Instagram page of taco truck:
That’s my favorite taco truck, but it’ll have to wait until I can go back outside.
I wonder if I can get Zach to do a taco run for me…
MELODY
Did you…
Did you just link bomb me?
TONY
Uh.
Maybe?
Sorry?
Just thought you might like some options of what we can do when you get here.
MELODY
A. If I come visit you anytime soon, it doesn’t sound like you’ll be able to leave the house.
B. That’s a lot.
TONY
There’s a lot to do here.
But tell me whatever you want to do and I’ll make it happen.
MELODY
Yeah, we need to find you a hobby.
Right now I just want to focus on getting your house here finished and deal with doctor appointments for Peanut.
TONY
The ultrasound is Wednesday at nine your time, right?
MELODY
Yeah.
TONY
Let me know if you need anything.
I’m also happy to make any decisions about the house if you need them?
MELODY
No. The last time you made a decision, we ended up having to delay some things. Remember?
TONY
That moving ahead?
MELODY
Yeah. We got the amended permit this morning.
I’ve got to go.
No more link bombing.