Chapter Twenty-Six
Lawrence
Lawrence
Hey guys, need to give you a heads up about this weekend’s charity event. I’m introducing my new fiancée there.
Victor
Wait, what?! Fiancée? When did this happen?
Roman
LOL you’ve got to be kidding me, right?
Sebastian
Lawrence, please tell me you’re joking.
Lawrence
Not kidding. It’s for appearances only.
Just wanted to let you know so you’re not surprised.
Roman
Dude, who is this woman? Is she even real?
Victor
Yeah, is she a robot you designed, Seb?
Sebastian
Haha, very funny. But seriously, who is she?
Lawrence
She’s an environmentalist protestor.
Roman
?? You’re engaged to a tree hugger?
Victor
This is getting better by the minute.
Sebastian
An environmentalist protestor?
How does that even make sense?
Lawrence
It’s to improve public opinion regarding the pipeline.
My PR team thinks it’ll help.
Victor
Wow, you’re really going all out for this.
Roman
So, she’s hot then?
Lawrence
She’s attractive, yeah.
But that’s not the point.
Roman
Sure it’s not, bro.
Sebastian
How did you convince her to go along with this?
Lawrence
I offered to fund one of her environmental initiatives.
Victor
That’s one way to win someone over.
Roman
Smart move.
But how’s it going living with her?
Lawrence
It’s... interesting.
She’s passionate, to say the least.
Roman
Passionate, huh? ??
Sebastian
Grow up, Roman.
Victor
Have you guys had any issues yet?
Lawrence
Just the usual disagreements.
She’s strong-willed.
Roman
Sounds like she’s got you on your toes.
Sebastian
How long is this charade supposed to last?
Lawrence
Until the pipeline project is secure.
Victor
So we’ll be seeing a lot of her, then.
Lawrence
Pretty much.
Roman
Can’t wait to meet this girl.
Sebastian
You better have a good backstory ready for this weekend.
Lawrence
Already working on it.
Roman
Can we mess with her?
Just a little?
Lawrence
Roman, no. We need to make this look real.
Victor
Yeah, let’s not screw this up for Larry.
Lawrence
Don’t call me Larry
Sebastian
Agreed. But still, this is going to be interesting.
Roman
Fine, I’ll behave. But you owe me, Larry.
Lawrence
I owe you nothing.
And for fuck’s sake STOP CALLING ME LARRY
Roman
Okay
…Larry
Lawrence
It’s a lucky thing for you that you’re too far away to murder
Roman
Promises promises
Victor
Looking forward to the event now.
This should be entertaining.
Roman
Seriously, though. What’s she like?
Lawrence
She’s smart, passionate, and very committed to her causes.
Sebastian
Sounds like a handful.
Lawrence
She is.
But it’s not all bad.
Roman
You’re getting soft on us, Lare-bear
Lawrence
Shut up, Roman.
Victor
We’ll back you up, don’t worry.
Sebastian
Yeah, we’ve got your back.
Roman
Can’t wait to see this.
Going to be epic.
Lawrence
Glad you’re all entertained.
Victor
You have to admit, it’s a pretty wild situation.
Lawrence
True.
But I think it’ll work out.
Roman
Just don’t fall for her for real, bro.
Lawrence
Not gonna happen.
Sebastian
Famous last words.
Victor
We’ll see you this weekend.
Lawrence
Looking forward to it. Thanks, guys.
Roman
Later, man.
Sebastian
Catch you later.
Victor
Take care.
Lawrence
You too.
Roman
So, thoughts on Larry’s new fiancée?
Because honestly? I think he’s nuts.
Sebastian
It’s definitely a risky move.
Victor
But it’s Lawrence. He always has a plan.
Roman
True.
But still, an environmentalist?
Sebastian
It’s ironic, considering the pipeline.
Victor
It might actually work in his favor.
Roman
I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Sebastian
Just be supportive.
Victor
Agreed. He needs us to have his back.
Roman
Yeah, yeah. I got it.
You guys think he’s actually falling for her?
Sebastian
Hard to say. Lawrence is hard to read.
Victor
If he is, it’ll complicate things.
Roman
Definitely.
Sebastian
Let’s just wait and see what happens.
Lawrence
You guys realize that you didn't start a separate chat, right?
Roman
Oh shit. That's my bad.
Victor
Really, Roman?
Roman
Hey, you could have said something. I'm not the only one to blame.
Sebastian
No, it is the easiest thing to do.
Roman
So glad that our friendship is built on mutual trust and understanding.
Lawrence
See you guys this weekend. Try and behave yourselves until then.