Making the Book Boyfriend (Book Boyfriend Builders)

Pervert Authors Group Chat

Me: I hate you guys.

Libby: I told you to use the purple lube.

Gemma: It wasn’t purple. It was fuchsia.

Libby: It could be a rainbow and you’d complain.

JoJo: I don't think Ava cares about lube.

Me: Is that a celibacy joke?

Gemma: I bet she ran out of batteries in the middle of a scene.

Libby: Ooh, I hate when that happens. G, you didn’t leave her any?

JoJo: Get on amazon and overnight them.

Me It's not about the lube or batteries! This BBB business is bullshit.

Libby: Blasphemy!

JoJo: So I take it your first day didn’t go well?

Me: It was fine until the guy Nina and Jay signed up walked in.

JoJo: So ditch him and move on to the next in line.

Me: I started the class with three. I want to see who’s really there for the right reasons. Two were sweet, but this guy? He’s a thirty-year-old frat boy.

Libby: Zach 2.0?

Me: Exactly.

Libby: Was he cute at least?

Me: He called the shy guy bruh. brUH! I can’t train another one like this. I divorced the last one.

Gemma: Notice she avoided the cute question.

Libby: Mmhmm. She likes him.

JoJo: Ava, your red flag is a guy who needs fixing. It's why you married Zach. I bet you take this guy on as a personal test for yourself.

Me: I DON'T LIKE HIS ATTITUDE!

Libby: Would you like his attitude if he had a nine inch cock?

Me: Why am I friends with you three?