Making the Book Boyfriend (Book Boyfriend Builders)

Pervert Authors Text

Me: …

Gemma: Did you play hide the salami with your book boyfriend yet?

Me: Lib, help me out.

Libby: I’ll pass you the fuchsia lube.

Me: JoJo! Please help!

JoJo: I think you need some fun. Have butt sex with the guy.

Me:

Libby: You know Fun and Fuck start with the same letter, right?

Me: Why are you like this?

JoJo: We’re trying to get you laid.

Gemma: And in order to get laid, you’ll have to remove the stick. And you know what rhymes with stick?

Libby: Tell her what she’s won, Gemma!

Me:

Libby: You love a red flag. Wave it high, girlfriend.

Gemma: We’ll support you.

JoJo: Women's rights and wrongs and all that shit. We’re there for it.