Santa Is A Sl*t (Holiday Hoemies #2)

Chapter 4

Chapter Four

EVE

“Nico, I need to step away for a few minutes,” I announce as I pop my head into his office.

He never minds when I take a break but I still give him the courtesy of letting him know. While I do let the man fuck me occasionally, I’m also really good at my job.

Working for Mr. Bates was a little different. For instance, he was happily–and monogamously–married with no desire to lure me into his office with the promise of multiple orgasms or threesomes.

It didn’t take long for Nico to figure out my interests.

What can I say? I’m a team player and love group activities.

Usually, Kane and I attend the one club in town that caters to those particular needs but I also like to indulge here in the office.

It helps that my long-term partner in crime, Kane, also happens to work in the same building. I got him the job last year and it didn’t take more than a week before he introduced me to Noel.

We’ve had plenty of fun but she’s not one to make long-term commitments, sticking to the occasional date or hookup.

I’ve met her best friend and attended some of their very platonic girls' nights but other than that, it’s been very casual.

Noel just hasn’t ever seemed interested in more than sex and friendship. Not that I’m judging.

Kane and I have a very unique relationship. One where we not only like to fuck each other but also add in the occasional extra dick or pussy.

Which reminds me of the task at hand.

The elevator ride doesn’t take long before the doors open to the lobby and the sounds of families waiting to meet Santa and his elves fill the space. Some are excited, some are nervous. Some are screaming out in frustration and fear.

I’m so happy to work several floors away from all this noise.

I use my badge to scan through a side entrance, where the employee dressing rooms are located.

Most employees will already be at their stations, waiting to greet each of Santa’s guests. However, I know that the one I happen to be looking for will be rushing to her spot with milliseconds to spare.

It helps to know someone’s habits when you’re searching them out for nefarious behavior. And luckily, she’s exactly where I thought she’d be.

I take the time to watch her while I’m still unnoticed.

At the mirror, she’s rushing through her makeup routine. She doesn’t add much, just enough to fit the part. Though, there’s not much that could dress up those terrible new costumes.

I watch as she struggles to straighten up her ears and hat.

It makes me think about how last year she used those same pointy ears to cosplay for a particular fantasy I had. Her stockings are green and white striped, running up her legs that I’ve spent plenty of time between.

“Are you going to stand there and stare or did you come down here for something in particular?” she teases.

I won’t deny that I’ve been worried about her reaction since she walked into Nico’s office earlier today. While Kane and I have plenty of partners we play with, occasionally we find one to keep around long-term or offer a repeat rendezvous. We never make them promises and they appear content with that agreement.

And despite how casual Noel wants to keep things, she’s special to us both.

She’s feisty enough in and out of the bedroom that we never get bored with her. And she’s happy to indulge in whatever scenario we’ve come up with. That’s why she’s one of the few partners we’re both allowed to play with solo.

“I wanted to check on you. You were very upset earlier,” I tell her honestly.

Noel stops messing with her costume and turns to look at me. “I was upset with that asshole, not what I walked in on.”

Nodding, I approach her slowly like she’s a frightened animal. “How are you feeling now that you’ve had some time to calm down?”

My words are a genuine question but I try to add a flirtatious inflection to my tone. Luckily, Kane filled me in on their conversation so I know she’s not truly upset with me. I want to make sure she understands that just because she caught us with Nico, we’re not attempting to end our ongoing activities with her.

She’s quick to catch on and the sparkle in her eyes tells me she’s happy to play my game. “I guess I was a little bit…disappointed.”

“How did we disappoint you?” I fake a pout as I step as close as I can without actually touching her.

“For starters, you know how much I like to share that sweet little pussy with Kane.” Her tone is chiding as she sneaks a hand under my skirt. Her finger pushes my panties to the side. “You’re still soaking wet, too. Is this for them or me?”

“All of you,” I admit as I lick my lips, feeling desperate despite being completely satisfied when I walked in here. “All three of you make me so fucking wet.”

Her fingers move my panties back in place before she taps me over them, like a gentle spank. “Well, I think you’ve been given enough for today. Though I am tempted to get down on my knees and show you how much better I can do than either of them.”

She might sound cocky but she isn’t wrong. No one has ever made me come harder with their mouth than Noel.

I whimper as she removes her hand from my skirt, only to place it on my neck.

“What do you want, Eve? Did you come down here just so I can see how swollen your lips still look even hours after you let that big cock fuck your mouth?”

There’s a thread of anger in her voice but I don’t know if she’s jealous that I was hooking up with someone else or because she wishes she had been the one taking Nico’s cock. Time to test my theories.

“I can still taste him, you know? I know you like to share, Noel. Want to see if you can taste him too?”

Her hand tightens on my neck and I moan, not caring if I get loud. Anyone could walk in but they shouldn’t. And if they did, I would drip onto the floor. I fucking love to be watched.

Those thoughts are melted from my brain when she drags my mouth to hers. Her tongue dips into my mouth, searching for the taste that I teased her with. Her hand skirts from my throat to the back of my neck to grip my hair.

Even though we’re standing face to face, I want her closer. My hands land on her hips, pulling her body into mine so that every inch of us possible is touching.

She pulls away from our kiss, grabbing my bottom lip with her teeth before letting it go. The action leaves a sting, weaving in a little pain with our pleasure.

“You’re going to get on your knees and eat my cunt like a good girl, Eve. Then you’re going to take your cute little ass back upstairs and kiss your boss.”

Before I drop down, she grabs her jacket off the nearby bench, putting it on the ground to protect my knees. Once I’m situated, one of her legs wraps around my shoulder, getting her wide open for me.

Her panties are thin and I’m tempted to rip them off of her. But she’s got a part to play once I’m done here and she really shouldn’t be everyone’s favorite elf around all those little ones without any panties. So I move them over like she just did for me just moments ago.

My tongue darts out, circling her clit first before flattening and licking her slit from top to bottom.

Noel moans and grabs my hair, pulling my face even closer as if to direct me on how to please her.

But I know what she likes.

She’s soaking already and I use two fingers to gather some of that wetness before moving them behind her to circle her rim.

“Fuck. Such a good slut for me, Eve. Trying to fuck my ass with your fingers while you lick my pussy like you’re starving.”

Her words do exactly what she knows they will, encouraging me to keep going.

My tongue darts in and out of her hole while my fingers do the same to her back entrance.

Noel loves ass play. I’ve fucked her there with my fingers, mouth, and plenty of toys. I’ve watched Kane fuck her there while I licked her clit. I’ve used a strap-on to fuck her ass while Kane fucked her pussy. She loses her mind every time.

Fuck, even thinking about it has me wanting to touch myself.

“Don’t you dare. That greedy little cunt has had enough today.” As if reading my thoughts, she forbids me to act on my own pleasure.

Which makes me wetter.

I suck on her clit while I debate begging her to let me grind myself on her leg.

Deciding against it, I put all my focus into making her come. I know she’s close when she tugs on my hair and starts riding against my face.

“That’s it. Right there . Oh such a good girl, Eve.”

I lick everything she gives me until she’s panting her way through the aftershocks.

I kiss her gently before moving her panties back into place. Then I climb out from her skirt and stand up, licking my lips as she watches.

“Is that better?” I ask playfully, raising one brow.

“You’re lucky I have to get out there or I’d throw you to the ground and ride your face until you can't breathe,” she says as she turns back to the mirror and makes sure everything is where it should be.

“Promises, promises,” I taunt back.

“I have to go but yes, we’re good,” she twists to face me again before wrinkling her face up in irritation. “I just…can’t stand him, Eve.”

“He’s not as bad as you think. And I don’t just mean because he fucks like a god. Maybe you should try to get to know him before judging him over a few changes.”

She looks at me like she’s thinking it over before smiling sarcastically. “No thanks.”

I roll my eyes at her.

“Anyways, I have to go. But don’t forget to give the boss a kiss for me,” she says as she cackles her way out of the dressing room.

I am a good girl. I better follow those orders.