Santa Is A Sl*t (Holiday Hoemies #2)

Chapter 8

Chapter Eight

EVE

Watching Noel rush out of Nico’s office this morning has me feeling giddy. His office does a decent job of hiding the noise but I heard just enough to understand what they were getting up to in there.

Step one is complete. Those two just needed to be in a confined space long enough to give in to their sexual tension. It’s about damn time.

Now, I just need all of us to figure out a way to have some fun together. And lucky for me, I have the perfect partner in crime to assist me.

Nico has already warned me he’d be working late tonight and both Kane and Noel are about to finish up their closing shifts downstairs.

Soon, it will be Nico down there, playing the part of Santa. His uncle established the tradition years ago and I’ve convinced him he has to carry it on. Especially since he’s already changed so much here.

I know him just enough to know that he has to have a reason but he hasn’t given me any additional information. My instincts tell me to trust him and they are rarely wrong.

I send Kane a text, asking him if he’s ready. I get a thumbs up in response.

Nico’s just heading out of his office when I look up. Perfect timing.

“Sorry to do this to you, Nico, but one of the security guards just called up and said that there was a matter down there that needed your attention.”

There’s a chance he knows I’m lying but he decides to go along with it anyway. “Whatever it is, I hope it doesn’t take too long.”

“I’ll go with you. If it’s something I can handle, you’ll be able to head home. I was waiting for Kane to shower anyway.”

No, I wasn’t but I’m fully invested in our plans which means I need to continue this charade.

Nico gives me a curious look on the elevator ride down but doesn’t say anything.

I’m glad he doesn’t press me for details because I’m too excited that I’d probably ruin the whole surprise.

“Where is security meeting us?” He asks as he follows me through the different holiday scene setups.

“Over near the sleigh,” I tell him, trying to keep my voice as normal as possible.

As we round the last corner, Kane and Noel come into view. The sight is so much better than I ever could have imagined.

Noel sits on the bench inside Santa’s sleigh with a bow around her neck resembling a collar. She’s completely naked and Kane has managed some impressive impromptu restraints. Her legs are held open, leaving her on full display.

My partner in crime is at the head of the sleigh, also completely naked. He’s bent over the front railing, giving him a perfect view of Noel. A bottle of lube sits on the ground near his feet because of course, he thought of everything. And my personal favorite piece of decor, tying all of this together like the best present ever, is the shiny butt plug on display from his position.

“Surprise!” I announce while jumping up and down in glee.

Nico’s eyes are wide as he takes in the scene.

“Don’t worry, I already called the cleaning crew and told them we would be delaying their services by two hours tonight,” I say with pride. I might have a lot of fun at work but that’s only because I’m a bad bitch when it comes to getting things done.

“What is this?” Nico’s voice is laced with confusion but I can hear an undertone of excitement.

“I thought we could use some motivation to really get into the holiday spirit,” I say as I make my way over to Kane. “Good job, babe.”

He winks at me, “Anything for you.”

I lean over to kiss him before pulling away and turning back to Nico while reaching into my bra for the condom I took out of his drawer earlier today. Handing it over to him, I proudly tell him, “As you can see, I prepped him for you.”

Turning back, I wave my hand around Kane’s ass like it’s a grand prize on a game show.

“I see that,” he says. He closes the space between us and kisses me deeply before slapping me on my ass.

Kane pulls our attention, “I made sure your present was in Santa’s sleigh because you’ve been such a good girl, Eve.”

My smile takes over my face, I’m so excited for all of us.

Noel has been surprisingly quiet as she watches all of us interacting with each other. When I look back at where she sits, I can see the lust in her eyes.

Breaking her silence she says, “You look good enough to eat, baby girl.”

I watch as her tongue runs over her lips as she studies the three of us.

“I could say the same for you,” I tell her as I pull away from Nico’s embrace to join her.

After quickly shedding my clothes, I climb inside the sleigh and take a seat on the bench beside her.

Leaning into her, I whisper in her ear, “Kane fucked my ass so good last night that we had to change the bedsheet, I came so hard.”

Her breath hitches as she watches the two men in front of us.

Nico has removed his clothes and is standing behind Kane. We can’t see every movement but enough that we understand what they are doing.

“You see, after you wouldn’t let me come,” I say with a dramatic pout. “Kane had to make sure my needs were met. I told him all about what we did in the locker room, so of course he was happy to oblige.”

I twirl a piece of her hair around one of my fingers. “And since he was so giving to me last night, I thought he deserved a reward.”

“What’s that?” She asks.

I’m more than happy to share. “Earlier, I took him into that storage closet we like so much and used my fingers to stretch his tight hole.”

My lips find her neck before moving up to her mouth and kissing her. Her lips slide against mine and for a moment I savor how soft she feels.

Then I hear Kane grunt and we break apart to see what caused it.

Nico is standing behind him and his hand moves back and forth.

“After I used my fingers on him earlier, I plugged his ass. He had to work his whole shift with that between his cheeks.”

Luckily, he was working security at the front entrance. Meaning any time he moved, he felt that plug inside of him.

I look at Noel with a devilish grin. “I thought maybe we could watch Nico fuck his ass tonight.”

Her eyes light up with excitement just as Kane lets out a groan.

“Fuck.”

Giving the guys most of my full attention, I let my hand slide over Noel’s thigh. Trailing my fingers over her skin, I reach her wet center and slowly tease her.

Nico removes the plug and tosses it to the ground. He must have rolled the condom on while we were kissing because he lines himself up and begins to slowly enter Kane.

We watch as Kane’s eyes roll back in pleasure while Nico focuses on carefully pushing into him.

It’s obvious when he’s seated inside by the noises of pleasure they both let out.

“Fuck, that’s hot.”

She’s watched me fuck Kane with a strap-on and knows he enjoys anal sex but to see him with another man is an entirely different experience.

It’s something I want her to enjoy as well so I let my fingers get to work as she watches on, whispering dirty things quiet enough for only the two of us to hear.

“Should I have prepped you too? We could have lined you up right beside Kane and Nico could have fuck both your asses while I watched. Or maybe, I could have brought another toy with me, so that I could fuck you with it while we watched them.”

Her hips thrust against my hand as I continue, putting more ideas in her head as I push two fingers inside of her while using the palm of my hand to gently circle her clit.

All of the filthy thoughts I’m giving her are ones that I’m hopeful we can find a way to accomplish in the near future.

“I’m going to come,” she says as her chest rises and falls, making her breasts move up and down.

“Come all over my hand, baby. I got you.” I tell her.

I look on as she meets Nico’s eyes over Kane’s shoulder and feel her release drench my hand. As the aftershocks run through her, she tries to pull her knees together but she’s still tied up.

I’m definitely going to be cleaning this entire sleigh before we go home, starting with the bench.

Happy with myself for getting Noel off, I decide it’s my turn.

Standing up, I move until my body is right in front of Noel with my back facing her face. Then, I bend over until my face is at eye level with Kane and my pussy is lined up to her mouth.

She wastes no time grabbing me by the ass and pulling me to her mouth. I’m happy that Kane only tied her legs and left her hands free.

Her tongue flattens as she licks from the top of my folds all the way back to my puckered ring before repeating the movement.

Luckily, the bench puts her at the perfect height to eat me out from behind and I can picture the way she has to be bending her body to suction her mouth around my clit.

Leaning slightly, my mouth fuses with Kane’s and we kiss as Noel spears her tongue into me before sinking two fingers into me, then adding another.

It’s a tight fit but feels so good, especially when her tongue begins to work around my rim. I’m coming seconds later as Kane swallows down my cries of pleasure.

Nico grunts before pistoning himself into Kane over and over, then on his final thrust, holds himself deep inside as he comes.

I’m just about to climb down to finish Kane with my mouth when Nico beats me to it. I watch in shock as our boss sinks to his knees and takes Kane’s full length into his mouth.

Quickly, I move aside so that Noel can witness the scene.

Kane must be as surprised as I am because Nico only bobs his head three times before he lets out a loud moan, coming right into Nico’s mouth.

Holy fuck. This might be the best sexual encounter I’ve ever had.