Jenna: Sorry in advance to our listeners who don’t give a shit about Riley Coleman and Willow Jordan’s supposed relationship because we just can’t seem to shut the fuck up about it.
Caroline: Can you really blame us though? It’s all anyone’s talking about.
Jenna: True. Anyway, according to the guy online who tracks celebrity flights, Willow’s back in LA now. And Riley’s in Boston, gearing up for his show there tomorrow night.
Caroline: Any hope that they’ve gone their separate ways because they had a massive fight and broke up?
Jenna: Unfortunately, probably not. You know how those celebrities are, always jet-setting. I don’t think it means they’re broken up.
Caroline: I agree, but let me still hold on to some fool’s hope.
Jenna: Stay delusional, girl. I support it.