The Langfield Brothers: Box Set

The Hockey Report

THE HOCKEY REPORT

“Good Morning, Boston, and what a good one it is! I’m Colton, and with me is my co-host, Eliza, and we’re here to bring you the Hockey Report.”

“Thanks for the introduction, Colton, and good morning, Boston. It’s so great to be back in the studio now that hockey season is underway. Especially after last night’s season opener, where our Boston Bolts took home a win.”

“The boys looked great. Even the new guy. If you didn’t tune in, we’ll give you a quick rundown. Sanders has been traded, and Daniel Hall has officially taken over in the first line as a left winger.”

“Yes, Colton. I think we all collectively held our breaths, waiting to see if Hall could measure up to Sanders. He left some big skates to fill after shooting the winning goal that led the Bolts to bringing home the Cup last year. From what we’ve seen so far, Daniel Hall’s nickname, Playboy, may really be a nod to nothing other than his skills on the ice.”

Colton laughs. “I’m sure plenty of young women in Boston would disagree, but number 18 certainly is a playmaker. And with War and the Leprechaun joining him on the line, Boston has a real shot at going all the way again.”

“For those who are new to Boston hockey, Aiden Langfield, number 12, is the Leprechaun,” Eliza explains.“And number 7, right winger Tyler Warren earned his moniker—War—because he’s a fighter through and through.”

“He definitely loves to stir it up since he took over the position after Fedir Rudenko retired and we love to see it,” Colton drolls.

“Don’t we ever. But the real star of last night’s game against LA was Boston’s favorite good boy and last year’s Sports Illustrated Hockey Bachelor of the Year, Brooks Langfield. He is truly a Saint on and off the ice.”

“He only let in one puck, despite the constant pressure in the crease. All in all, the team looks great. On defense, Bolts’ Captain James “Gravy” McGreevey and Rowan “Slick” Parker were nearly unstoppable as well. It’s going to be a great season, Eliza. Now stick around, folks. We’ll be back after a word from our sponsor, Hanson Liquors.”