Saturday – October 28, 2023
Tanner
I tried to control my laughter when I saw Liam unpin one of Ash’s safety pins that was holding her mummy costume together. My grandson had chosen a very accurate costume for his new friend. Liam was most definitely going to be chaos when he was older. And apparently he was into older women.
But I stopped laughing when Liam unpinned another safety pin. And another. He was quick with his little fingers.
Oh shit. I hurried over to Ash, but I got there a second too late. Her entire mummy costume unraveled and fell to the floor. And she was wearing nothing underneath of it.
She screamed at the top of her lungs.
Liam reached out toward her breasts. “Milky.”
Ash screamed again.
I cleared my throat. “If you’ll excuse us, Liam. James. Penny.” I nodded at them.
Each name I said made Ash’s face grow redder.
I wrapped my arm across Ash’s exposed breasts to cover them and pulled her to the closest door I could find. We’d walked into a coat closet. I snapped my fingers and teleported us back to my apartment. “Are you okay?” I asked .
“AM I OKAY?!” she yelled. “I just flashed all your friends and your friends’ children!” She grabbed a pillow off the couch and plastered it to the front of her naked body.
“I don’t think Liam minded. I think he has a thing for older women...”
“Tanner!”
“It’s really not a big deal. I’m not sure anyone even noticed besides Liam, James, and Penny. And they knew it was the little god of chaos’ fault. They weren’t mad. James was laughing. And I got you out of there pretty quickly.”
It looked like she was about to burst into tears.
“Ash, it’s fine...”
“Nothing is fine! I’m pregnant! With triplets.”
I raised my eyebrows. “Oh really?” I didn’t know what else to say. There was no way she was pregnant with the way Nigel was filling her up with birth control every morning. And she actually had to have sex to get pregnant. So I wasn’t sure where this was coming from...
“Yes.” She sighed and sat down on the couch. “It’s time for me to come clean. You know how I kissed Orlando during Fuck, Marry, Kill? Well, after you got ejected through the floor, Diablo said I had to actually either marry Dr. Lyons or fuck Orlando. So I fucked Orlando right in front of Diablo. And then he took a mugshot of Orlando’s cum all over my face.” She groaned and fell backward on the couch.
Was she for real? Did she really have the confidence to do that? With an audience? I... I hated that. I could feel my heart racing and my palms getting all sweaty. She’d had sex. With someone else. And let someone other than me watch. I swallowed hard. I was pissed. But also... That’s my girl ! I’d suspected she was kinky when she was stalking me. But hot damn. She was going to get me free in no time. Okay...so I had to wipe Orlando and Diablo’s memories. That would be easy. Wait. “So how exactly did that make you pregnant?”
“Because that’s not all I did! Afterwards I called Chastity and told her everything. And she got excited about Tyrese being there. And she told me to climb that big black beef tower. And I wasn’t going to. But then I hopped in the shower and he walked in. And he pulled out his giant black cock. It was like a freaking tentacle down to his knees! So he bent me over and fucked me until he exploded everywhere. And then the rest of the Supernova Six stripped out of their orange prison suits and ran train on me.” She stared up at me.
I burst out laughing. I should have known she was lying. Yes, she was kinky. But it seemed like she liked being kinky exclusively for me.
“Why are you laughing?”
“Ash, I know you don’t want to, but you’re really going to have to start fucking other guys if you ever want me to be free.”
“Were you not listening at all to my story?!”
“I was. It was exactly the same as what we all saw in Young Robert’s Supernova Six VR prank. Orlando, the tentacle monster, the rebels running train...”
“No! It was different. This happened in a prison. And it was the Supernova Six running train on me, not rebels. ”
“But they were in orange suits? Like the rebels?”
“Yes! But that’s just a random coincidence. I’m so sorry. Please don’t be mad. I guess the good news is that the babies might be black.”
“Why is that good news?”
“Because that’s what you want!”
“Why would I want that? Then everyone would know it isn’t mine.”
She stared at me. “But what about the three black guys you picked out at the fertility clinic?”
“What three black guys?”
“The three black guys you chose for me to...meet.”
“Meet? What?” What was she talking about?
Her eyes grew round. “Didn’t you?”
“No. I mean, I may have chosen three black guys. But I chose tons more guys too. I was saying yes to every guy. But that was just because I didn’t care because I knew you wouldn’t get pregnant. And you’re not pregnant now.”
“Yes I am! Rob told me so.”
Rob? What? “Why would you believe anything that ever comes out of Young Robert’s mouth?”
“Because he’s your friend and...”
“He’s not my friend.”
“Yes he is!”
I shrugged.
“Either way, he gave me a new kind of pregnancy test that Hunter Tech has been developing. It’s state-of-the-art. And it said I’m having triplets.”
I shook my head. Young Robert at his finest. “Nothing could detect something like that so quickly. He’s pulling a prank on you. ”
“No, he...” her voice trailed off. “Damn it!” She grabbed her phone and started texting furiously. “I need him to admit it was a prank so I can stop sweating.”
“You don’t need him to admit anything. You can’t be pregnant.”
“I swear the story is true!”
Yeah...I didn’t believe her. First she’d recounted Chastity’s version of Hansel and Gretel to me. And now Rob’s Supernova Six plot. She just liked telling stories. “Either way, you’re not pregnant.”
“I can feel them growing inside of me.”
I shook my head. “It’s not possible. Nigel has been putting birth control in your green juice.”
“Wait...you had him give me birth control?”
I knew I was eventually going to have to tell her this. But I was a little worried about how she was going to react. “I’m sorry, Ash. I know you want a baby. But I can’t just sit back and watch you have a baby with another man. I thought getting donations from the fertility clinic would count as sex since the samples would be inside of you. I was hoping a whole cocktail of men could fill you up and one might just happen to be your lesser true love. But then the fertility clinic plan went up in flames. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner. But you’re going to have a baby one day. I promise. And it’s going to be mine.”
“Oh thank God!”
I breathed a sigh of relief. She didn’t seem upset at all.
“I’m not ready to have some rando’s triplets. You saved me from myself! ”
I smiled.
“But what if it didn’t work?! I feel really pregnant. I think I might be showing.”
I grabbed the pillow she was holding in front of her and stared down at her. She looked perfectly the same. And I wasn’t even sure why I was checking when she was clearly lying about getting gangbanged. “Ash, you really need to start fucking people if I’m going to get free. Stealing the Hansel and Gretel story and Young Robert’s Supernova Six porno isn’t going to cut it.”
“That’s not what I did!”
“Mhm…”
“You seriously don’t believe me?” she asked.
“No. Maybe we can go back to the fertility clinic now that you know my plan...”
“Never.”
I shook my head. “Okay. That’s fine. But I need you to actually do this then.” I sat down next to her on the couch. I knew she was worried about all this. That it might change things between us. But the only thing that was going to change was that she was going to set me free and soon I would be the one fucking her. “Please, Ash. I promise I won’t be mad.”
“I am doing it! Do you want me to do it more ?”
“Yes.”
“Seriously? More than that ?”
I nodded. Yes, more than that. I needed her to at least fuck one person.
She shook her head like she was exasperated. “Okay. Great. Let’s do it. I’ll fuck whoever you want me to. Whenever you want me to. As long as it’s not some uggo. Single Girl Rule #21: No kissing uggos. ”
I smiled. “Great.”
“Great,” she said.
“Destiny, can you order us a pizza please?” I asked.
“Of course, Master.”
Ash smiled. “That actually sounds fantastic.” She grabbed the remote, turned on the TV, and snuggled into my side. “I’m famished after my striptease.”
The fact that she called a one-year-old unfastening her safety pins a striptease was kind of the whole problem. But I had the perfect solution. I’d had Destiny order me several pizzas when I’d first installed her. And every time the pizza boy arrived, he opened up the box to reveal his very erect penis through the center of the box. I wasn’t sure what Destiny had said to the poor lads. Or how much she had tipped them. But I’d stopped having her order me pizza. I was excited to finally have a use for these pizzas though.
There was a knock on the door a few minutes later.
Ash lifted her head from my chest. “Who’s that?”
“It’s the pizza. Can you answer it? I’ll get us plates. And utensils.”
Ash looked down. She was still completely naked. “You sure you wanna leave me alone with the pizza boy like this? I might just fuck him.” I could tell she was just teasing. She didn’t sound serious at all.
But...her fucking him was the plan. I put my hand on the side of her face. “Is that a promise?”
She raised her eyebrows.
“Just so you know we’re on the same page, I’m going to tell you exactly what I want you to do.”
She swallowed hard .
“I want you to open the door completely naked. And then you’re going to tell him you want to tip him another way.” I traced my thumb along her lower lip.
She leaned forward slightly.
“And then I want you to drop to your knees.” I slid my thumb into her mouth. “I want you to close your eyes as you take his cock into your mouth. I want you to picture me.”
She moaned around my thumb.
Fuck . “And then I want you to turn around and place your hands on the door. And arch your back.”
I moved my free hand to her thigh and slowly slid it higher, stopping at the apex of her thighs. I wanted her to be desperate for it. Desperate for me.
“And you’re going to be a good girl and let him slide into you from behind. Just pretend it’s my fingers digging into your hips. And my name on your lips.” I slowly slid my thumb out of her mouth. Her lip made a satisfying popping noise as it landed back in place. God I loved her lips. I couldn’t wait to actually feel them around me.
“You...you want me to do all that?”
I nodded. “While I watch. From my masturbatorium.”
She just stared at me.
“I dare you.”
She slowly smiled. “Oh, you’re so on.” She stood up.
I slapped her ass and watched her walk down the hall toward the door, her hips swaying as she went.
Fuck . I hurried to my masturbatorium and closed the door behind me. I turned on one of the TVs and pulled up my security feed. I clicked on the camera by the front door.
Ash’s hand wrapped around the doorknob.
I could already picture exactly what was going to happen. I couldn’t wait to see her eat a slice of pizza with cum dripping down her chin. I pushed my pants and boxers down and wrapped my hand around my cock.
I watched as Ash slowly opened the door. “Hi,” she said shyly.
The pizza boy looked so excited.
Damn right. My girl is gorgeous. I started stroking myself. Picturing her getting to her knees. My fingers tangled in her red hair.
“Come on in,” she said and closed the door behind him.
Her fingers paused on the door and I wondered if she was picturing what I told her. Her bending over and letting me fuck her from behind. She slowly spun around and started patting down her naked body for a non-existent wallet. “Oh, no I think I lost my wallet. Maybe I can pay in a different way?”
The pizza boy nodded.
“Let me make sure the order is right first,” she said. “I really just like plain cheese.”
Well...and sausage. She must know it’s a sausage pizza... I stroked myself faster, waiting for her to drop to her knees.
But she didn’t drop to her knees. Instead, she opened the box .
The pizza boy’s dick was standing up through a hole in the center of the pizza. Just like how Destiny always ordered it.
Ash screamed at the top of her lungs. “Ah! There’s a naked rat in the pizza!”
Wait...what?
She made a fist and punched the guy’s dick.
I stopped stroking myself and groaned, just imaging how painful it would be to get punched in the dick like that. I stared at the video feed in horror as the pizza boy’s erect dick slapped back against the hot cheese. Holy shit!
The guy screamed bloody murder.
What the fuck, Ash?! I pulled my pants back up. I was the only one that was supposed to be cursed with a flaming penis in this house!
The pizza guy dropped the pizza and ran out of the apartment crying.
I ran out of my masturbatorium. “Ash, what the hell was that?”
“I...I thought it was a wild animal in there!”
“Why would there be a wild animal on the sausage pizza?”
“I thought it was cheese! And I got nervous. I can’t do it in front of you. I’m too worried you’re gonna hate me. I can’t stop thinking about the sausage king crying in the corner. Or Dr. Lyons seeing me fucking the Supernova Six and walking away horrified. I don’t want you to do either of those things.”
Dr. Lyons had seen that? That was a weird addition to the story. But...both of those were made up scenarios. She was really milking this... “I swear I won’t. As long as we do this together, it’ll be fun. That’s why I gave you the four rules.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Baby, it was so hot watching you answer the door. I wanted you to do everything I told you to do.”
She cringed and shook her head. “I just want to do those things with you.”
I know. Me too. And it would be us soon. If she was willing to fuck a few people. But I had another idea. I snapped my fingers and summoned Chastity.
She appeared next to us wearing a super slutty devil costume. That was honestly the best we could have hoped for on Halloween weekend. I was surprised she was fully clothed.
Ash awkwardly covered herself with her hands...since she was not fully clothed in the slightest.
“Oooh hey guys,” said Chastity. “What have I just teleported in on?” She waggled her eyebrows at Ash.
“I need you to use your third wish,” I said.
Chastity turned back to me. “And why would I do that?”
“Because it’s the only way I can think to convince Ash that I won’t be mad at her for having sex with other people. I need you to wish for me to not be angry as long as Ash follows the four rules.”
Chastity pressed her lips together as she thought it over. “Well...will you let Ash have a girls’ night with me every Friday night? She’s been breaking Single Girl Rule #2 too much recently.”
I nodded. “Yes. ”
“And will you let her go on a Halloween girls’ trip with me this weekend? I need her help landing a new client.”
This weekend as in...right now? I slowly nodded. “Yes.”
“Alright then. Take us to my apartment.”
I snapped my fingers and the three of us appeared in Chastity’s apartment. She was keeping my lamp in a glass case next to a giant banana trophy.
She pulled it out and rubbed it. “I wish for Tanner Rhodes to not be angry at Ash for any sexual acts she performs, so long as she follows the following four rules:
“Rule 1: She only goes on one date with each of her lovers.
“Rule 2: She does not reveal the fact that Tanner is a genie to any of her lovers.
“Rule 3: She always sends Tanner a picture before, during, or after the act.
“Rule 4: She does not perform sexual acts with any of Tanner’s friends.”
“Wait,” said Ash. “Wasn’t Rule #3 that I had to tell him what I did? What’s this about pictures?”
“Was it?” asked Chastity. “Oh well. This will be more fun!”
I agreed. It would be much more fun to have pictures. I realized that this wish didn’t necessarily make Ash actually partake in sexual activities. It was just to make her more comfortable. But...I was worried she’d still never do it. I needed another plan to free me from my curse. I needed a way to destroy the genie council. And seeing Chastity’s giant golden banana trophy gave me the perfect idea of how I could do it.