Friday – March 8, 2024
Tanner
Ash had been in the bathroom for a while.
A bunch of the strippers had already blown their loads on some of the girls. Each one got such a loud cheer. Which was annoying. Because those dicks had been meant for Ash! All of those guys were potential lesser true loves. She needed to fuck the whole lot of them. Chastity was seriously dropping the ball here.
And one gladiator kept winning. I was starting to wonder if he was gay. If he just lost, he could be getting his dick sucked by all these wild girls. Yeah...definitely a little light in his loafers. Knowing Ash, she’d probably try to go after that gladiator. I shook my head. The girl had terrible gaydar. At least according to Xander Frost’s grandmother.
Daphne came back from the bathroom. “Ash was in there for a few seconds, but then she left. Is she back out here?”
I shook my head. “No, she never came back out.”
“I saw her leave through my hiding spot – a bathroom stall.”
“Are you sure she left the bathroom?”
Daphne nodded. “She definitely left. ”
“Damn it. She probably escaped. Chastity told me stories of Ash running away from strippers before.” I shook my head.
“She really hates you,” said Rob. “This was a perfect opportunity to set you free and she just bounced?” He whistled and shook his head. “I get it though. You’re the worst.”
But he said it with a little less gumption than usual.
“Ladies, can you all please gather around the stage to your right?” asked Spaceboy.
All the girls sat down on couches in front of a pink curtain.
The curtain slowly opened to reveal… Ash on all fours getting fucked by a minotaur.
Oh hell yes! But also...fuck my life. I glared at the stage. And then I turned to Rob. “You were saying?”
He shrugged.
All the girls cheered as the minotaur railed Ash.
She looked up. Her eyes got huge. She looked absolutely horrified… But she didn’t stop.
“Looks like our bride got caught by the minotaur,” said Spaceboy. “But the question is…can she do what no girl has done before? Can she make him cum?”
“Yeah she can!” yelled Chastity.
Ash started pushing back on him. He grabbed her hair. He was fucking her so hard. His hand fell to her back and he tore her toga off.
I swallowed hard as I watched her tits bounce with each thrust.
“Oooooh I get why she broke up with you,” said Rob. “She was tired of not getting railed. Which you can’t do. Because of your fiery cum. ”
“Stop talking.”
“It looks like she’s reeeeally enjoying it.”
It did look that way. “She’s only doing it for me.”
“You seriously think she’s thinking about you right now?” Rob laughed. “I think she’s thinking about the minotaur.”
I shook my head.
“Besides, you two broke up. She’s probably thinking about her fiancé.”
“She’s definitely not thinking about Xander.”
“She might be. I can’t imagine anyone thinking about you during sex.”
“Rob, be sweet to your friend,” said Daphne.
“We’re not friends,” Rob and I said at the exact same time.
She shook her head. “I can’t believe all these girls are just standing around cheering her on when they know she has a fiancé. Although I suppose we did kind of go to a sex club for our bachelor and bachelorette parties.” She looked up at me. “I guess that was the Society, wasn’t it?”
I nodded. “The early days.”
“It was fun. But I also didn’t sleep with some rando that night.”
“Because I keep you satisfied,” said Rob. “Unlike Tanner with Ash.”
“Stop it,” said Daphne.
“He literally can’t satisfy her,” said Rob. “He’d incinerate her.”
“I can use my tongue and my fingers, Young Robert.”
Rob rolled his eyes .
A stripper came up to Daphne and asked her for her banana split order.
“Oooooh.” She looked so excited. “What are the options?”
He handed her a menu and she perused it.
I kept staring at Ash getting railed. I could feel myself growing hard. Fuck.
“There are so many choices,” Daphne said. “And it’s completely build your own?”
The waiter nodded.
“Fantastic. I love when it’s build your own. Are the chocolate chips already in the mint chocolate chip ice cream? Or can they be left out?”
“They’re definitely already in it,” he said.
“Rats. Oh what about the chocolate chips in the cherry chocolate chip ice cream?”
“All the chips are already in the ice cream. Do you not like chocolate chips?” He looked a little offended.
I tried to focus on Daphne ordering instead of Ash on stage. I’d been out with Daphne to dinner a lot, and her ordering was great at warding off erections.
“Chocolate chips are okay,” she said. “I just thought it was a build your own banana split.”
“It is.”
She shook her head. “I’m not sure about that. Hmmmm. I can’t decide! What pairs well with the deep dark chocolate ice cream?”
“I thought you didn’t like chocolate?” the waiter asked.
“Just in certain chip forms. Oh! I know. Maybe some marshmallow? Are your marshmallows vegan? ”
He thought about it for a moment. “No. I don’t think he is.”
“What?” she asked.
“What?” he responded back.
Daphne shook her head. “Hm. There are some very strange topping options. And so many different chocolate options. I was really more in the mood for vanilla. You don’t have any vanilla chocolate chip?”
“That wouldn’t make any sense,” he said. “You can’t have vanilla and chocolate. Unless you order two banana splits.”
“I’m not sure he’s ever seen a banana split before,” she whispered to Rob.
The waiter shook his head. “And I thought you didn’t like chocolate?”
Daphne shrugged. “It depends on my mood. Back to the mint chocolate chip. Can I put toppings on that? Scratch that. I forgot about the chocolate chip part again. Gross. No one wants that.”
The waiter looked more offended than ever.
Which made sense. He was black. And it looked like he might be Greek. I didn’t remember what the mint chocolate chip ice cream stood for, but it was very possible it was for a big black Greek dick. And Daphne had been a little rude about wanting the chocolate chips left out. And a little rude about chocolate in general. Yeah, Daphne was being very offensive. But it was pretty clear she had no idea she was ordering a dick. She thought she was ordering an actual banana split.
“You know what?” she said. “Let’s abandon all reason. I’ll take the deep dark chocolate ice cream. With whipped cream. Oh! And sprinkles could be fun! Do you have the colorful ones?”
“Oh.” The waiters eyes grew round. “Is this banana split for one of these gentleman?”
I laughed.
Daphne frowned. “No. Why?”
“You wanted colorful sprinkles. Rainbow sprinkles.”
“And?”
“Why would you want rainbow sprinkles? I don’t think you or him would enjoy that.”
“Him who? One of my servants?”
“No.” The waiter looked so confused.
And so did Daphne.
But I knew the waiter was referring to the very gay dick she’d just tried to order.
“Scratch the rainbow sprinkles then. Let’s go with chocolate ones.”
“And you’re sure you want more chocolate? After everything you just said?”
“Of course I’m sure. Wait. No. Yes. I’m positive.” She handed him the menu back. “Oh and a cherry on top, please.”
“Okay then.” The waiter turned around and left.
“Sounds delicious,” said Rob. “Wait, where did the waiter go? I wanted one too.”
“Trust me, you don’t need that,” I said.
Rob looked down at his body in his toga. “Speak for yourself.”
Daphne had killed my boner. But now that she’d stopped ordering, it was coming back. It had been forever since I’d touched Ash. I wanted to lick every inch of her skin. It was so easy to picture it being my hands on her hips. And her moaning my name.
I wished the guy would hurry up and cum so I could calm down.
The minotaur picked Ash up and tossed her on a couch.
Chastity walked over and started to feed her grapes while Ash got fucked.
Based on what I was seeing, I couldn’t believe I hadn’t believed Ash when she’d told me she was fucking everyone in the city. She was taking it like a total pro.
“He might be her lesser true love,” said Rob. “Did you check?”
He was right. What was I doing? I pulled out my lamp. And it had COOPER written on it.
“AHHH! It happened!” It was tempting to lift Robert up in my arms and give him a mouth kiss. But people were weird about that in this century. And besides...it was Robert. I didn’t want my mouth anywhere near his.
“But how?” I asked. “The minotaur didn’t cum yet. Did he?”
Rob burst out laughing. “I’m just fucking with you. That’s not your real lamp.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I found your real lamp during Thanksgiving. And had a replica made.” He tapped the lamp in my hand.
I looked down at the lamp. That wasn’t possible. Had he really known since Thanksgiving? I should have wiped the little shit’s memory anyway. Who cared if he missed several months of his life ?
“And then I swapped it out the last time we all came over.” Rob giggled.
What the fuck?! I snapped my fingers to summon my real lamp, but nothing happened. “Where is my actual lamp?”
“Safe in the Hunter Tech vault under 24-hour surveillance.”
Ah. That explained why I couldn’t summon it. The surveillance was blocking my magic.
“I am so sorry,” said Daphne. “He told me after the fact or else I would have stopped him.”
I opened my mouth and closed it again.
“Cheer up, old man.” Rob slapped me on the back.
I was going to kill him.
“Rob, don’t call Tanner that,” said Daphne.
“But, baby. He calls me Young Robert all the time.”
“You will be nice to your friend.”
“He’s not my friend,” Rob mumbled.
I ignored him. Something was happening up on stage. Ash had just whispered to Chastity.
Ash got up and dragged the minotaur by his cock over to the sand pit. Chastity snuck up behind him and chained him to the floor. And then Ash pushed the minotaur off of her.
Why did she stop fucking him? Damn it!
Ash walked up the spiral staircase into the fake clouds where the DJ booth was. She grabbed the microphone: “Why would I fuck a minotaur when I can go to Mount Olympus and fuck the gods instead? ”
Ash hated public speaking. How drunk was she right now? Props to Chastity for somehow getting her to let loose.
Ash dropped to her knees and pushed Spaceboy’s toga to the side. And then she started sucking him off.
“That lucky bastard,” I said.
Rob shrugged. “I dunno. He doesn’t seem that fazed by it. He probably gets head like that all the time.”
Daphne slapped his arm. “Be nice!”
I ignored them and stared at my girl on her knees. Ash was going to be so excited when she realized who she was blowing.