Friday – March 8, 2024
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Five minutes earlier...
The minotaur broke free and tossed the guy off of Ash. And he started fucking her so hard.
I pressed my lips together as I watched. Fucking hell. I couldn’t wait to destroy Ash’s pussy.
A stripper walked up to Daphne holding a cloche in front of him. “Your banana split. Deep dark chocolate.” He lifted the cloche to show his big black dick on a platter with whipped cream and a cherry.
Daphne screamed.
“No!” Rob yelled. “Go away!” He tried to swat the dick away but got whipped cream on the back of his hand. “No. Yuck. We don’t want that!” He grabbed the cloche and put it back over the stripper’s dick.
I was laughing so hard it hurt.
“Shut it,” said Rob. “Who sent that?”
“Daphne ordered it,” I said with a laugh. “The banana splits are dick orders.”
“Say what?”
Daphne shook her head. “I think I need a drink. I’ll be right back.” She shook her head again and wandered to the bar.
Rob looked over at me. “So if Ash does find her lesser true love and gets you free...how will you know it’s true love for the two of you? Since her name will already be on your lamp? The real lamp. That I have.”
“I know it’s true love.”
“Right. But how will you know for sure?”
“I know for sure.”
Rob shrugged. “You might be her lesser true love instead.”
Young Robert was the worst. I snapped my fingers. “Oh hey, look over there!” I pointed to Daphne on her knees taking a cumshot from a stripper.
“What the fuck?!” yelled Rob. “Do something! Magically kill that man!”
I laughed.
Daphne walked up. “What are we laughing about?” She sipped on the drink she’d just gotten.
Rob did a double take. He looked at the girl that looked like Daphne covered in cum. And then back at his wife who was being faithful.
I laughed. “Don’t fuck with a magical genie.” I snapped my fingers and the girl who’d just taken the cumshot changed back into her real form.
“Shit man, that was a good one.” Rob shook his head. “But it feels like cheating to use magic, you know? And aren’t you not supposed to use it so blatantly? Anyone here could have seen.”
“Eh, it was for a good cause. And everyone is so distracted by Ash getting absolutely plowed by the minotaur that I didn’t think anyone would notice.” I stared at my girl getting fucked.
I felt myself getting harder and harder. Wishing it was my cock stretching her wide. And my hands on her hips. I couldn’t wait to fuck her .
Ash orgasmed on his huge cock. I could tell by the expression on her face. It was usually reserved for me.
“I know she’s your girlfriend and all…but I have to admit, this is pretty hot.” Daphne fanned herself.
The minotaur groaned as he came inside of Ash. And then he spun her around and kept cumming. All over her face and tits.
I watched the cum dripping down the middle of her chest. I pictured it being my own cum. I pictured myself spreading her thighs and thrusting into her for the first time. I’d fuck her better than any of these guys. I knew exactly what she liked. Every arch of her hips. Every little moan out of her mouth. She was going to forget about all these assholes the first time I pressed inside of her.
Fuck. Shit. Damn it! I tried to think about something else, but it was too late. My whole body tensed as I lost control and jizzed in my toga.
Daphne screamed and got out of the way.
“Move, Rob!” I yelled before I accidentally killed my nemesis. What was life without a nemesis?
He jumped out of the way of my dick. Just as my whole toga lit up in flames.
I pulled it off and tossed it on the giant lotus flower in front of me. The lotus flower caught on fire as I continued to shoot flaming cum everywhere. A couch ignited in record time. Everyone started screaming as the fire quickly spread.
Was nothing in here flame retardant?
I wasn’t even sure it mattered. This was no normal temperature fire. These were fires from hell .
“Get out of here!” I yelled to Rob and Daphne. “Run for your lives!”
Rob grabbed Daphne’s hand and they started sprinting to the emergency exit.
I ran over to Ash to save her. I picked her up out of the sand and carried her out. She couldn’t tell it was me because of the mask I was wearing. And she didn’t question why a naked man was carrying her. She was in a happy sex coma.
I left her safely on the sidewalk and then ran back inside. I had to save more people. No one should have to die from cum flames.
By the time I’d saved everyone else, Ash was nowhere to be found.
***
Rob and I were cleaning up in the men’s lounge. I was covered in soot. Daphne would have come in to clean up with us, but then she would have belonged to all the guys in here. Even though I hated Rob, that seemed like a bit too much of a prank.
“I can’t believe a banana split is a dick on a platter here,” said Rob. “The Society has strange rules.”
“You get used to them.”
I would have explained more of the Society’s rules, but we got interrupted by some statues and gladiators walking in.
“Damn I can’t believe the party ended so soon,” said one of the men painted all white like an ancient statue. “Those girls were gonna go wild when we all came to life. I was really looking forward to fucking that bride. She was so fucking hot.”
“Yeah dude, you missed out,” said Octavian .
Fuck off. I snapped my fingers and Octavian suddenly got a bewildered look on his face and walked away.
“What did you just do to that guy?” asked Rob.
“Wiped his memory from the past couple hours.”
“You can do that?”
I ignored him when one of the statues started talking again.
“The bride gave me this.” He held up a room key. “She said anyone with an 8-inch cock is welcome to come take a turn until sunrise.” He turned to me. “You’re welcome to come too. If your mistress will let you, I guess. And as long as you have an eight-inch cock.”
“Oh, I have an eight-inch cock alright,” I said. And it’s much more dangerous than yours.
“I think you might have to film a gif for the onyxies too. And bring a friend. Apparently this bride likes her dicks in twos.”
So I’ve heard.
“Oh I get to take a turn?” asked Rob. “Score. I bet Ash will never want your dick after she has mine.”
I elbowed him in his side.
“Holy shit,” said another statue. “I wonder if her fiancé knows he’s marrying such a slut.”
“Probably not,” said the first statue. “She was so good at acting shy at first. Then again, the shy ones always suck the most dick.”
“Think she’ll let me cum in her?” asked the other statue.
“Absolutely. ”
Yes, Ash was acting a bit like a slut. But for good reason. For me. It was tempting to go watch, but I couldn’t risk another fire mishap.
I waited for the statues to walk away before turning to Rob. “We need to go check my lamp.”
“Sorry, old man. The safe at Hunter Tech is locked until Monday.”
“What?”
“It’s protocol.” He slapped me on the back.
I had to wait the whole weekend?
“Patience is a virtue, genie boy.”
He didn’t know what patience was. I’d been waiting over 300 years to be free. Freaking idiot.