True Love (The Society #4)

Chapter 31 – Let’s Make It Official, Big Boy

Thursday – April 4, 2024

Ash

I grabbed the soap and tried to scrub the blueberry pie off my cleavage. I couldn’t believe Tanner planned our whole wedding. He knew me so well. I was the luckiest girl ever!

I let the water cascade down on me and washed some blueberry pie filling off my face. The bathroom door opened and two girls walked in wearing only towels. “Occupied!” I yelled.

But they didn’t stop. They just dropped their towels and climbed into the shower next to me.

Ah! It was Isadora and Giavanna! The soapy shower lesbians!

“Hey girl, congratulations,” said Isadora.

Giavanna squirted a giant glob of soap on my tits and started sudsing me up.

“What are you doing?!” I swatted her hands away.

“We’re your bridal bath babes, of course. Nigel wanted to be your bridal bath boy, but he was needed elsewhere. Groomsmen need baths too.”

What the hell is happening?

But when I looked down, the pie stain on my cleavage was gone. And the way they were massaging my back was quite relaxing. If we weren’t all naked, it would have been lovely. I was almost disappointed when it ended .

But I was so excited to marry Tanner!

I stepped out of the shower and my bridal bath babes patted me dry with the fluffiest towels I’d ever felt. Was this the life of a trillionaire? A girl could get used to this.

There was even some lingerie laid out on a stool for me.

Oh God. Is this my wedding dress? I’d never been to a Society wedding. But it was probably gonna be crazy. I shrugged and pulled it on. If I had to wear lingerie at my wedding, this would be my top choice. It was super sexy and made my waist look snatched.

But then I noticed the silky white robe with brIDE embroidered on it. Oh, maybe I was going to get a gown after all. I pulled on the robe and walked out of the bathroom.

Chastity, Rosalie, Madison, Daphne, Penny, Brooklyn, Bee, and their daughters were all there. In matching pink robes.

“Surprise,” said Chastity. “We’re your bridesmaids. Well, Scarlett and Sophie are actually flower girls. And I’m your maid of honor of course.”

Tanner even picked out my bridal party? Score! It was going to be so hard to choose between Rosalie and Chastity. And now I didn’t have to choose at all.

“This is so exciting,” said Daphne. “It’s been hard keeping this secret.”

“I for sure thought Nigel was going to spill the beans,” said Brooklyn. “He’s been going around telling secrets all week. He’s like a brand new boy.”

I laughed.

Penny laughed too .

I eyed Penny and Scarlett warily. I was happy they were here. But I was a little worried that having two gingers in my bridal party was going to make me look like a ginger supremacist...

No. I took a deep breath. I was over my incidents. And I wanted Penny and Scarlett here. But maybe Penny should be at the end just in case...

We all sat down to get our makeup done.

“I can’t believe you’re finally getting hitched,” said Chastity.

I laughed. “Me? I’ve been hitched. Fake engaged. And now I’m getting married again. You’re the one we need to get hitched.”

She laughed. “I meant to Tanner. And you know I can’t settle down with just one guy. It’s...just one guy. It’s not enough penises.”

I shook my head. One guy was plenty for me. As long as it was Tanner.

“I love weddings,” said Bee. “And I’m so excited to finally let loose a bit.” She took a sip of her mimosa and smiled. “My first drink since the baby. Tonight is going to be so much fun.”

“Here’s to that.” I tapped my mimosa against hers.

It was so strange. I still barely knew Daphne, Brooklyn, Bee, and Penny. But they felt like family. I smiled at Rosalie. One big happy family.

Justin burst into the room, pushing a rack of bridesmaid dresses. He downed a cup of coffee and threw it toward the trashcan but missed terribly. “Coffee!” he yelled. “I need coffee!” He snapped his fingers and a waiter appeared with a replacement cup. He downed that too and ordered another .

Did he really need more coffee though? Because he already seemed way hyped up...

“This is impossible,” he groaned. “This timeframe was insane!” He looked at me. “But I’m loving the unlimited budget.” He flicked his wrist at me. “Now...where were we? Yes! Time to get dressed.”

No one moved.

“Now!” he yelled.

All of us hurried out of our chairs.

The bridesmaids all took their robes off. They were all wearing similar lingerie to mine.

Justin whistled. “I’m gay, but even I can tell that your men are gonna be happy tonight.” And then he made a motion with his face like he was motorboating the air. Presumably representing our milk pillows.

I laughed.

The girls all helped each other into their dresses. They were gorgeous dresses, but kinda slutty. Chastity for sure had picked them out.

I walked over, talking turns honking each of their boobs twice.

“What are you doing?” Daphne said with a laugh. “You’re as bad as Justin.”

“What? I’m just complementing your outfit.”

Penny laughed. “You could just say nice dress maybe?”

I turned to Chastity.

“Married girls,” she said with a shrug.

Oh. Had they never followed the Single Girl Rules? The lucky bitches.

I honked Chastity’s boobs and she smiled graciously for the compliment .

“We’re still not even for that horrible dress you made me wear to your first wedding, though,” she said.

Yeah...that had been pretty bad.

Justin clapped his hands. “You,” he said firmly and pointed to me.

“Moi?” I pointed to myself.

“Who says moi? You sound like the little weird one.”

Was he talking about Nigel? Gah, I knew I was picking up on his lingo.

“But yes, you, you beautiful bride.” Justin gestured me over to the last dress that was covered in a garment bag. “Close your eyes.”

Okay... I did as I was told.

“Now remove your robe.”

I pushed it off my shoulders.

Then I felt my bridesmaids’ hands start moving me around like ragdoll, getting me into all of the different parts of the dress.

“Step here,” said Justin. “Step back. Jump.”

What?

“Arm up. No, other arm. Suck it in. Spin around. Spin again. Fabulous. Right hand out.”

Someone pulled a glove onto my hand.

Ooooh. Sexy gloves! “Wait! No! I can’t wear gloves. What will I do with the rings? Wear them under my gloves? And awkwardly take my gloves off when it’s ring time? Or wear the rings over my gloves like a crazy person? That has to add at least half a size to the rings. The rings will never fit over my gloved sausage fingers! The logistics are all off. I think my wedding is ruined.”

Chastity laughed. “Girl, chill. It’s just one glove. ”

“One glove? That makes no sense…”

“Just trust me.”

Chastity slid it on. “Okay, open your eyes.”

I opened my eyes and stared at my reflection in the mirror.

Holy.

Shit.

The dress was the most amazing thing I’d ever seen. The sparkly top snatched my waist and showed off my girls. And there was a huge poofy skirt. It was so romantic. I looked like a super sexy princess. And it fit like a glove. As did the glove I was wearing. The single glove on my right hand definitely worked with the dress. That arm was completely uncovered besides the glove, but my left arm was covered by a sparkly sleeve.

And then it was all balanced by a giant slit in my poofy skirt that showed my left leg and the most stunning Odegaards I’d ever worn. And I’d worn a lot of Odegaards. Ah! They were my something blue!

I kept staring at my reflection. The dress was like a stunning piece of art. I’d never felt so beautiful.

Chastity smiled. “It’s weird and sexy and perfect, just like you. I’ve gotta hand it to him, Tanner is one hell of a dress designer.”

Tanner designed this dress? I burst out crying.

“No!” Justin screamed. “Don’t ruin your makeup, you sexy animal!” He put a handkerchief beneath my eyes just in time to catch my tears. “Stop it!”

He was so threateningly scary that I immediately stopped crying.

“There.” He removed his handkerchief. “Perfect. ”

Chastity honked my boobs twice. When none of the other bridesmaids did, she glared angrily at them. “Aren’t you going to compliment the bride?”

Daphne laughed and then honked my boobs twice. Everyone else followed suit. Except Madison. She honked them thrice. Which was just downright inappropriate.

“And here’s the best part,” said Chastity. She tugged on a piece of my dress and my entire skirt fell away, leaving a short skirt and a futuristic sheer hoop. “For dancing. And fucking,” she whispered so that the two young girls couldn’t hear. She winked at me.

“Ladies!” Justin shrieked at the top of his lungs.

“Justin, take a deep breath,” said Brooklyn.

“Right, yes. Thank you, goddess.” He took a deep breath and then screamed again: “Ladies! Places! It’s time!”

Rosalie walked over and squeezed my hand. “Ash, I’m so proud of you. When I saw all those gifs, I honestly couldn’t believe that was my sister.”

I cringed. “Because of all the penises?”

“Yes!” But she didn’t seem repulsed. She seemed proud. “You embraced...you. You abandoned all your fears. You’re living your best life. I’ve always looked up to you. And I just...” her eyes grew watery.

“No!” screamed Justin. “No one’s allowed to cry. Places!”

Rosalie laughed. “Okay. Good luck.” She squeezed my hand.

“By the way, I’m so sorry about Dr. Lyons drenching me on the side of the road.” Oh God. Why had I worded it that way? “And for mouth-raping him at the museum. If I’d known you two were going to end up together…”

“I don’t blame you. He’s a total hunk. And please, call him Anthony.”

I shuddered. “I could never.”

“Ladies!” screamed Justin. “I said places!”

Oh thank God for Justin interrupting. Hopefully Rosalie and I would never have to speak of that horribly awkward topic again. But I would probably kill myself if he ever came to a family event.

Rosalie gave my hand one more squeeze and hurried over to the door.

Everyone got in order as Justin pulled my poofy skirt back into place.

“You look exquisite,” he said.

“Thank you.”

Music started playing and my bridesmaids began walking out the door. The door closed behind each of them with a thud.

My heart started racing. Tanner had planned everything. But I still had vows to say. Damn it! I’d already said all the cute things in my head to him right after his proposal. Could I just...use that again? Would he notice? God, he’d probably notice.

Suddenly it was just me and the flower girls left.

“You look beautiful, Miss Ash,” said Scarlett.

Sophie nodded. “Just as pretty as Aunt Brooklyn did.”

I smiled down at them. “Thanks, girls.”

“Stop talking to the children!” Justin screamed. “The two of you, go. Hurry.” He lightly pushed them out the door .

I peeked out to see Scarlett and Sophie being the cutest flower girls.

And then I spied Tanner standing at the altar. He was wearing a colorful tuxedo and a man bun. He was finally getting to be himself. I knew the way he dressed as Ryder was more him. But Ryder was flashy, and flashy attracted DODO. But DODO no longer mattered. And I loved that he was embracing exactly how he wanted to be.

And just like that...my nerves were gone.

I loved him for him. Every side of him.

Just like he loved me for me.

And I couldn’t wait to marry him.

The music changed.

“You’re up,” said Justin. He handed me a bouquet. “Don’t cry. Be the queen that you are. And walk slowly. To the beat of the music.” He parted the doors for me.

I stepped out and my eyes immediately locked with Tanner’s.

A few tears trailed down his cheeks and fell onto his black tuxedo. I’d never seen such a cool fabric before. It was all black, but there were swirls of shimmering black fabric that caught the light in the most beautiful way every time he moved.

“Damn it,” said Justin. “Why does everyone cry at weddings?” But then he burst out crying too. “It’s so beautiful.”

“I love you,” Tanner mouthed silently from the altar.

Screw walking to the beat of the music. I dropped my bouquet, lifted my poofy skirt, and ran down the aisle to the man of my dreams .

He laughed as I jumped into his arms.

He twirled me around and the world around us blurred. It was just him and me. The way it was always meant to be. I kissed him and it felt like I was flying.

The officiant cleared his throat and Tanner set me down. But he kept his hands around my waist.

Tanner had seen me cry so many times. But I’d never seen him cry. I reached up and wiped his cheeks.

“This is the happiest day of my life,” he said. “And I’ve lived a lot of days.”

I smiled. “Well, let’s get a ring on that finger and make it official, big boy.” I slapped his ass.

Ah! God! What did I just do in front of all these people? I looked out at the people in the chairs set up on the lawn. They were filled with Society members. Lots of whom I’d fucked. I cringed. And my parents were there too. I waved. Hi, Mom and Dad. My older sister and brother were also there.

And was Cole a groomsmen? Why? I didn’t want to have had sex with one of Tanner’s groomsmen. That seemed like a terrible choice! Ah! And Ocelot was the officiant. At least I hadn’t banged him...

“Baby.” Tanner grabbed the bottom of my chin and turned my gaze back to his. “Deep breaths. We’ve got this.”

I smiled up at him. “Thank you for planning all this.”

“Thank you for agreeing to marrying me.”

I stood on my tiptoes and kissed him again.

Ocelot cleared his throat.

“Right, yes.” I pulled back. “Let’s do this thing.”