Chapter 9
Team Chat
Sully: Who did it?
Bryan: Did what?
Sully: The locker room
Reid: What happened now?
Sully: Oh, you didn’t see? Let me show you.
Sully: (Sends pic of Reid posing with a football in high school. There are large megaphones set on either side of him )
Titan:
Darius: Damn, Jackson. What’s wrong with your face?
Reid: I had acne
Darius: Is that what you call that shit
Reid: Speechless
Sully: Titan, you’re looking especially fetching in your photo too
Titan: What?
Sully: (Sends pic of high school Titan—he’s posing holding a football, but one foot is propped up on a wooden box)
Titan: Bro
Jonah:
Darius: Is he peacocking?
Sully: Oh, lookie, marketing has found all the high school photos hung up IN THE LOCKER ROOM
Titan: STFU
Darius: Rizz, fellas. Rizz
Reid: D, you sound like a thirteen year old talking like that
Jonah: That’s because he is a thirteen year old
Bryan: Why didn’t they pick college photos
Sully: (Sends link)
Sully: Because these are funny
Bryan: Funny for who?
Darius: Based on this pic, you’re just lucky Lexi knew you then
Rico: Un-fucking-believeable. Who did this?
Miles: Where did these photos even come from? Pretty sure I made my mom burn these
Camden: OMG. This has to be a fucking joke
Sully: Nope.
Jonah: I think I look pretty good
Rico: Shut it, Dallmann
Tyler: Woo Wee! Suns out guns out, Superman
Camden: Can’t hurt steel
Titan:
Darius: Rico, are you wearing a compression tank top?
Rico:
Rico: When I find out who did this . . .
Tyler: D, is that a Mohawk?
Darius: Watch it, Ty. Might have to start calling you Bieber
Tyler: Bieber Fever was a real thing. Just ask the ladies
Darius: Bro, you dumb
Sully: We can probably get the security footage
Rico: Tell me when and where
Ryder: Isn’t this against the code?