Chapter 26
Team Chat
Sully: Rico, is there someone outside just sitting in your car?
Rico: Wouldn’t you like to know . . .
Sully: Seriously, I just pulled into the training facility, and there’s someone in your car
Camden: Why didn’t you tell security?
Sully: Hang on, I’m about to
Miles: Bro, she definitely belongs to Rico
Titan:
Sully: What do you mean?
Miles: Just what I said
Sully: Rico, you can’t bring strange women to the facility and leave them in your car while you work out. Especially not this early in the morning
Ryder: Is this part of the code?
Titan:
Sully: FFS. Have you not read the handbook yet?
Darius: You’re assuming he can read
Dylan: Ah, yeah! Just pulled in. Rico, you got Tammy a new shirt
Rico: Damn straight. Needed her repping her man. #2 baby
Ryder: I can read
Darius: I’m going to quiz you next time I see you
Ryder: Gotta catch me first
Sully: Who is Tammy?
Rico: My passenger princess
Sully: Explain, or I’m calling security
Rico: Bro. Chill.
Titan:
Miles: Tammy is his blow-up doll
Sully: The fuck you need a blow-up doll for
Dylan: She’s equipped to handle all his needs
Sully: OMG
Darius: Oh, I can catch your ass no problem, Rookie
Camden: My money’s on Ryder
Sully: People. Rico needs an intervention. Focus.
Rico: Bro
Darius: Seriously, Cam. I’ll remember this
Camden: I’m just stating a fact. Look at his 40 to yours
Titan:
Dylan: You misspelled intervention. It’s traffic violation
Rico: The law doesn’t state it has to be a living being. All it says is occupant, and Tammy occupies. She keeps me company
Dylan: Suuuure, she keeps you company
Sully: You bought a blow-up doll to drive in the HOV lane?
Rico: Gets me here quicker. Jealous you didn’t think of it?
Sully: Something is seriously wrong with you. You need help
Rico: If by help you mean head, hell yeah
Dylan: Tammy can do that too
Sully: For fuck’s sake