Friday, December 20th
The silence since our last exchange has been as deafening as a silent night.
“Why are you staring blankly at your phone?” Aaron, my lead bartender, asks. He’s a fixture around here, always with an ear to the ground.
I’m clearly distracted. I shrug, and he squints at me, leaning in. “Don’t tell me you’re still pining over her. It’s been a week. If she wanted to hang out, she would.”
“This time of year is tough for everyone,” I defend and swirl my whiskey around in the glass.
“I haven’t heard of her going on a date in years,” Aaron says, trying to offer some solace.
Then my phone lights up. It’s a new text from her.
Emily: Santa, do you have any tips for dealing with family during the holiday season?
Santa: Wine. Lots of wine.
Emily: Haha! I have to drive my son to my parents’ house tomorrow for a Christmas gift exchange. Wine, unfortunately, won’t be an option …
Part of me wants to offer to be her driver, but it’s way too soon for that. Then, part of me wants to hire her a car. These gestures are too grand for where we are in this holiday-themed flirtation.
Santa: Just remember, Santa’s watching. So, don’t say anything too regrettable.
Emily: I’ll try my best, Santa. And … yeah, I have a son, by the way, but I have a hunch you already know that.
Santa: My elves keep me informed on these matters.
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The next morning, I wake up with a spontaneous idea. Since she also has an iPhone, I Apple Pay her $20.
Santa: Buy yourself and the little guy a sweet treat this morning. Sugar is an antidote for Grinches, trust me.