CHAPTER 13
Alex sends link to TikTok
Alex
Giant croissants? Do you seriously think I would have kept this incredible knowledge to myself if I had known?
Alex
Do you think they’ll let us leave early? Because I think I need that right now.
Alana
That thing is bigger than my head! And I bet it’s buttery and flakey…
Alex
Buttery, flakey crust.
Alana
Huh?
Alex
Have you not seen that video?
Alana
…
Alex
I’ll see myself out.
Sunday, November 19
Alana
I hope we see Timothee.
Alex
Who is Timothee?
Alana
…you’re joking?
Alex
Is that like a long lost friend? Your grandpa’s butcher? An old neighbor? Oh, I know! Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol?
Alana
Yes, Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Alex
Gotta love Charles Dickens.
Alana
Seriously, do you not know who Timothee Chalamet is?
Alex
Should I?
Alana
Have you not seen Wonka?
Alex
You know I don’t keep up with actors’ names.
Alex
And no, why would I purposefully put myself through Wonka?
Alana
You have no idea what you’ve just gotten yourself into. Wonka is a great movie and I will be proving it to you.
Alex
I’m looking forward to it.
Alex
But wait, isn’t Timothee American? Why would we even see him?
Alana
You’re outing yourself right now…
Alana
I don’t know why we would see him, I think he literally grew up in New York, but his name is French, so.
Tuesday, November 21
Alana
I downloaded Duolingo.
Alex
That was a great idea. What have you learned so far?
Alana
Brace yourself, I think you’re going to be wowed by my level of knowledge.
Alex
Hit me.
Alana
Une femme et un homme.
Alex
A woman and a man.
Alana
Tu manges une pizza.
Alex
You are eating a pizza.
Alana
And my favorite one, Chien.
Alex
How did I know dog would be your favorite word? Incredible work, I can’t wait to see you put it into practice when we get there.
Alana
Watch out because I will be looking like a pro. I already have a two day streak.
Alex
You learned all of that in two days? Look at you go! As long as we end up in a situation with a man and woman eating a pizza with their dog, you’ll be all set.
Alana
I guarantee you we will be in that very situation at least once.