True Love (The Society #4)

Chapter 28 – Wait For It…

Sunday – March 17, 2024

Ash

It took a whole week of planning, but the big day was finally here. I looked up at the beautiful cathedral.

“Baby,” said Tanner.

“Yes?”

“You’re squeezing my hand very tightly.”

I laughed but didn’t let go. “I just wish we could do this without seeing Joe. I hate him so much.”

“I know. But one of the first Society wishes you made was to get revenge on him. And that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Together.”

Joe deserved the worst revenge. He cheated on me. Blackmailed me. Tried to freaking murder my sister. And his latest offense – kidnapping Tanner and Santa and stealing Santa’s magic. Not on my watch, asshole.

“But if you don’t want to...” Tanner’s voice trailed off as he stared at the cathedral.

It wasn’t just me who wanted revenge. Tanner wanted it for me. And probably a bit for himself. Joe had magic now and Tanner didn’t. I couldn’t believe Ghazi had taken Tanner’s magic and not Nigel’s. It was total bullshit.

“No, I want to,” I said. “Joe deserves it. And so does Sierra.” They were both jerks.

Tanner nodded. “Let’s do this thing.” He escorted me up the steps and only dropped my hand to open the door for me.

Joe was standing right inside the cathedral greeting people. He smiled when he saw me. But his smile dropped when Tanner slid his hand back into mine and squeezed it tight.

Joe put on a fake smile. “Ash. It’s so good to see you.”

Was it? It was certainly terrible to see him. I couldn’t believe he chose the date of our wedding anniversary to marry Sierra. What the fuck was his problem? It was tempting to just punch him square in the face and bounce.

“I didn’t realize you were bringing a date.” Joe eyed Tanner.

“You must be Cupcake,” said Tanner. He didn’t offer his hand to shake.

Which was a devastating insult from an old-fashioned gentleman like Tanner. I smiled.

Joe laughed awkwardly. “No one’s called me that in years, man.”

“I don’t know,” said Tanner. “I think it suits you.”

Was Tanner calling Joe doughy? Either way, it was a second devastating insult. And Joe didn’t seem to know what to say.

And Tanner’s devastating insults emboldened me. “Congrats on your nuptials,” I said. “I hope you and Sierra get everything you deserve and more.” I smiled sweetly at him .

“Thanks,” Joe said, somehow missing my sarcasm. “I hope you don’t mind the date I chose. It was the only day available.”

I was sure that wasn’t true. “Oh, not at all, Cupcake. It’s best to replace the worst day of my life with a better one, yes?”

Joe gaped at me. “Did you just call me Cupcake too? Where did you even hear...” his voice trailed off as the cathedral doors opened and Rob and Daphne walked in, both dressed to the nines.

“Cupcake!” yelled Rob. “What’s up, man?”

“What are you doing here?” Joe asked.

“Ash invited me. You didn’t know that she was friends with me?”

I smiled.

“No, I didn’t realize that,” said Joe.

“Yup. She’s friends with all of the Untouchables.” The way Rob said it sounded like a threat.

Joe cleared his throat. “Great.”

“Let’s get to our seats, baby,” said Tanner. “We don’t want to miss the show.”

“You’ll actually all need to head up to the balcony,” said Joe. “We had to save room downstairs for more important people.”

“Great,” said Rob. “That’ll be a better view.”

Indeed. “Ciao!” I said and let Tanner steer me away. I immediately burst into laughter. “Did you see his face?”

“That was amazing,” said Tanner. “Telling him you hope he got everything he deserved. And the worst day of your life comment? Perfect.”

“I loved that you called him fat! ”

Tanner laughed. “Well, that suit wasn’t flattering at all.”

I smiled up at him. Tanner looked amazing in his suit. Even though it was navy, it shimmered a bit in the light. It was almost a blend between his Tanner suits and his Ryder suits.

Rob and Daphne caught up to us. Rob laughed behind us as we made our way up to the balcony seats. “Did you see Cupcake’s face when we walked in? I’m pretty sure he shit himself.”

I hoped he had. We all sat down and stared over the balcony at the filled seats.

Rob smiled. “This is a gorgeous wedding. I can’t wait to ruin it.”

I expected Daphne to correct him, but she didn’t.

“What?” said Daphne, like she could tell I was waiting for it. “If what Brooklyn has told me about what Cupcake did in high school is true, then he deserves whatever prank you guys have planned.”

I’d forgotten that Joe was apparently a terror in high school too. His tyranny ended today.

The band started playing music as the wedding party walked out.

Rob rubbed his hands together. “Wait for it.”

A little flower girl threw petals.

“Wait for it,” whispered Rob.

Then Sierra came out in a stunning dress. It had a surprisingly conservative neckline. I hadn’t realized it was going to be such a religious wedding…

“Wait for it,” he whispered.

Joe and Sierra started to exchange bullshit vows about how much they loved each other .

Vomit.

“I’m so honored to be marrying the hottest redhead in the city,” said Joe as he held Sierra’s hands.

Bite me.

“He couldn’t be more wrong,” Tanner whispered in my ear.

“This guy is a piece of work,” said Daphne and folded her arms across her chest.

“Wait for it,” said Rob.

“Does anyone have any objections?” the priest asked.

Rob giggled.

And then a drone flew in and projected some footage onto the wall of the cathedral.

The video of Joe cheating started playing.

Everyone gasped in their pews.

But I was smiling so hard it hurt.

“What the fuck?!” yelled Sierra.

“I don’t know why she’s so surprised,” said Tanner. “After all, he already cheated on the actual hottest redhead in the city. You.” He put his arm around my shoulders.

Joe laughed nervously. “I don’t know what this is. Clearly this is a fake…”

“I think I need a drink.” Sierra snapped her fingers. “Servants!”

Yes, they had wedding servants to do their every bidding.

But what they didn’t know was that we’d paid the staffing company to send Angel and Diablo instead of real wedding servants.

Diablo walked out with a mimosa .

Sierra downed it in one gulp.

Then Diablo whispered something to her. She looked shocked. But then she glanced back at the screen to see Joe getting blown by a girl that was definitely not her.

“So you like cheating, huh?” asked Sierra.

Again...why was she surprised by this? She knew he was a cheater. Because she’d freaking cheated with him!

“It’s not what it looks like,” said Joe.

But then on the screen he said: “What my fiancée doesn’t know won’t hurt her. And anyway…we’re not married yet. So it’s not technically cheating.” He unbuttoned his shirt and threw it on the ground.

Sierra shook her head. “Then I guess you won’t mind this.” She dropped to her knees and started sucking off Diablo in front of everyone.

Holy shit! It worked!

Joe looked totally shocked.

And the priest didn’t know what to do. He started walking around in circles and raising his hands up to the heavens.

“Fuck this,” said Joe. He tried to walk off.

But Sierra’s father stood up and blocked him.

“Don’t you dare walk away from this wedding, young man,” growled Sierra’s father. He was one of the largest humans I’d ever seen.

This is amazing.

And it only got better.

Because as Joe walked back to the altar, Angel came out and tore Sierra’s dress off. So much for the conservative neckline… She pulled back from Diablo’s cock and gasped. And she gasped again when Angel grabbed her around the waist, tossed her down on the altar, and started fucking her.

The priest had stopped speaking to the heavens and was now staring wide eyed at what was happening on the altar. Or was he staring at Angel’s ass? It was hard to tell from this angle.

Joe was fuming. He snapped his fingers to try to do magic. But of course it didn’t work. Because this whole thing was being broadcast live.

I glanced down at Liz and Homeless Rutherford in their pew.

Damn it! Liz was asleep. And Homeless Rutherford was busy licking some gum off of the pew in front of him. That little freak!

I dry heaved.

“Are you okay?” asked Tanner.

There was no time to explain the horrors of Homeless Rutherford. “Liz is asleep. Do something.”

“On it.” Tanner pulled off one of his blue-soled shoes and tossed it toward Liz’s head.

My hero! I’d always wanted to hit Liz with a shoe. If we weren’t in a church right now, I would have fucked Tanner so hard. Not that we couldn’t fuck. After all...Angel and Diablo were taking turns going to town on Sierra.

Tanner’s shoe collided with the back of Liz’s head.

I smiled. That had almost been as satisfying as this prank on Joe.

Liz woke up just in time to see Joe snap his fingers again. The air sparkled above his fingertips. It was just the tiniest hint of magic .

Liz cocked her head to the side. And then she reached into her purse and pulled out a taser type thing.

Oh my God!

She pointed it at Joe and shot an invisible bolt of magic.

I can’t believe Liz is actually DODO! I knew it! What a terrible person! I was such a good judge of character. “Did it work?” I grabbed Tanner’s arm and leaned forward to see.

Tanner shrugged. “No idea...”

“Come on, babe,” said Joe in a very whiny voice. “Quit it.”

“But their cocks are so much bigger than yours,” said Sierra.

The priest was definitely staring at the cocks.

“No they aren’t. That was a bad camera angle. See?” Joe pulled his pants down.

Ew.

Joe started stroking his rather unimpressive member as Sierra continued getting fucked. He slowly started to get hard. And then it…reversed?

It was like his penis was being sucked in on itself.

“Ah!” screamed Joe. “What’s happening?”

“Oh dear,” said Tanner. “It appears he just got zapped with the worst curse of all. Inrections.”

“Inrections?” I asked.

Joe screamed in agony and the priest fainted.

Tanner laughed. “It’s like an erection, but instead of going out…it folds up into itself. Horribly painful, that.”

Joe ran out screaming.

“This has been the best day of my life,” I said .

“Wait for it,” whispered Rob.

We all waited as Sierra finished getting fucked. She got on her knees and opened wide.

“Here comes the pudding!” I yelled and started clapping.

A few people in the pews below heard me and looked up.

Oops. Sorry. I pointed back up to the altar so they wouldn’t miss the pudding bit.

But it wasn’t just a bit. There was a shit ton of pudding. And by that, I meant cum. Angel and Diablo unleashed all over Sierra. In her hair, in her eyes, in her mouth, on her lacy white push-up bra. Everywhere.

Watching it made me feel like so much less of a whore. After all, I’d never done it in church. A high-end whore had to have boundaries.

When they were finished, they helped wipe cum off her fake eyelashes and then pulled her to her feet.

Sierra laughed nervously and tried to wipe more cum away. “Well uh…thank you all for coming. I guess I’ll see you all when I get back from my honeymoon.” She turned to Angel and Diablo. “How would you two like to come with me?”

They shrugged. “We’d love to,” said Angel.

Sierra smiled. “Good.” She locked her arms through theirs and let them walk her down the aisle.

The band awkwardly started playing her exit song.

But then they all stopped and dropped their instruments.

“What’s happening?” I asked.

“Wait for it,” said Rob. He had an evil twinkle in his eye .

Everyone in the band dropped their pants. They all started stroking themselves.

“Good Lord,” said Daphne.

And then the band EXPLODED. But this time I was pretty sure it wasn’t cum. It looked like actual pudding.

White pudding went all over the pews in front of them. It reached all the way to the aisle. Sierra’s bridesmaids all screamed as they got drenched in the thick white goop.

And then pudding started falling from the rafters, drenching everyone who hadn’t already been drenched.

The entire cathedral descended into chaos.

Except for the four of us on the balcony, who were nowhere near the carnage.

Rob high fived me. And then he turned to Tanner.

Tanner didn’t leave him hanging. He quickly high fived him.

I smiled. It was odd seeing the two of them get along. I liked it. “That was freaking epic!”

“We’re kind of the dream team of pranksters,” said Tanner and nodded at Rob.

“Yeah we are!” yelled Rob. But then he cleared his throat and shrugged. I could tell he was happy with the compliment though.

“It’s already blowing up on social media,” said Daphne. “#InrectionJoe is trending!”

This is the best day of my life! I smiled at everyone screaming and tripping in the pudding. I’d never had so much fun at church before.

“Shall we, m’lady?” Tanner stood up and offered me his hand .

“We shall,” I grabbed it and he helped me to my feet.

The four of us made our way outside, laughing as everyone else was screaming. I wasn’t sure what they were so upset about, though. A little pudding never hurt anyone.

Rob laughed. Tanner and him high fived again.

It really seemed like they were bonding right now.

We made our way down the steps of the cathedral and saw Sierra pulling away in a limo with JUST MARRIED on the side.

Joe ran up to it.

Sierra rolled the window down. She leaned out and I could clearly see her getting railed from behind by Diablo again. She tossed her cum-soaked bra at Joe and gave two middle fingers as she drove away.

“Epic,” said Rob.

Tanner nodded. “I couldn’t have said it better myself.”

“You know, Matt seemed super jealous that he was left out of our prank.”

“Did he?” Tanner shrugged. “Well, he’s not quite on our level when it comes to pranks, is he?”

“Not even a little,” said Rob with a laugh.

“If you’ll excuse me for a moment,” said Tanner. “There’s one more thing I need to do.” He walked over to Joe, not looking at all embarrassed that he was missing one shoe, and put his hand on Joe’s shoulder. For a second Tanner looked a little unsteady. But then he said: “Have fun with the inrections, mate. And here’s to the happy couple. ”

I laughed. Was he referring to me and him? That was savage. I smiled as he walked back over. “Thank you. For all of this. And I love how much you just rubbed it in his face.”

Tanner smiled. “That wasn’t my primary reason for going over there. I had to put my hand on his shoulder to steal Santa’s magic back.”

“Wait? What? You got your magic back?!”

“Let’s see.” He pulled me behind a tree. He snapped his fingers and we were teleported back to his apartment.

I smiled up at him. “I didn’t know you could get it back. Why didn’t you tell me about this part of the plan?”

“I wasn’t sure it would work. And I didn’t want to get your hopes up.”

I looped my arms behind his neck. “Tanner, I love you. For you. I don’t care if you have magic.”

He smiled down at me. “But it’s a lot more fun to have it.”

I laughed.

“God it feels good to have magic again.” He took a deep breath. “I feel like me again.”

“Wait, you didn’t just give yourself a flaming genie penis again, did you?”

He laughed. “No. I got the magic. But the curse remains with Joe.”

“So he has inrections forever? And no magic? That’s epic.”

Tanner smiled down at me. “You said you wanted revenge. ”

Yeah. There was no better revenge than Joe screaming in agony every time he got horny. And even better revenge that I’d found my happily ever after far far away from him. “You’re amazing.”

“You’re the amazing one,” Tanner said. He reached out and ran his thumb along my bottom lip.

I opened my mouth and darted my tongue against the pad of his thumb.

He raised his eyebrow at me. “Now how about you drop to your knees and reenact that beautiful ceremony?”

I looked around his empty apartment. “I don’t see any wedding servants for me to fuck…”

Tanner pinned me against the wall. “Bad girl.” He placed a searing kiss against my lips.