Wildflowers and Wide Receivers

3. Team Chat

Chapter 3

Team Chat

Sully: Anyone else notice there’s a strange odor coming from Darius’s locker?

Darius: Bro, what are you going on about now

Sully: Your shit stinks

Darius: No, it doesn’t. And why are you lingering near my locker in the first place?

Dylan: You know he does this. He gets bored and starts sniffing around, literally, making sure we’re up to code

Sully: It’s like you left something in there from the postseason, and it’s died

Ryder: Code for what?

Dylan: Rookie, did you not read your welcome packet?

Ryder: Are those crickets chirping?

Sully: Ryder, I gave it to you when I gave you the tour

Ryder: You mean there are things in there you didn’t go over?

Titan:

Sully: Bro. You have to read the code of conduct for the locker room.

Titan: Just give him a candy bar, and he’ll quiet down

Sully:

Darius: Stay away from my locker

Sully: But what is that smell?

Darius: Could be my lucky potato

Sully: WTF is a lucky potato

Darius: My son gave it to me. He drew a face on it and gave it a red cape. Said it would bring me luck.

Titan:

Sully: All capes belong to Camden

Camden: Why are you dragging me into this

Sully: Your locker is near his. How do you not smell it?

Camden: Oh, I smelled it. It’s just none of my business

Darius: I bet it rotted

Sully: Clean that shit out.

Darius: Fine. No need to get your panties in a wad

Sully: Code.

Sully: Make that code black after my favorite color of panties